1 – The time that you spend find a parking space is inversely proportional to the amount of time you have to spend shopping.
2 – The other check-out line always moves faster – if you don’t believe me, change lines and see what happens.
3 – Beware of the three most frightening words – Some Assembly Required. Be aware that unassembled toys take three times as long to assemble as they say, because the guy who wrote the instructions speaks 3 languages and English isn’t one of them. And while their will always be at least one missing part, there will always be a pile of nuts, bolts, and washers left over.
4 – The three most often overlooked words are – Batteries Not Included. Be aware that toys that require batteries seldom, if ever, come with them.
5 – When you return to the store to buy the gift that your husband, wife, or child showed you the previous day, it is gone and they will not be getting any more in stock.
6 – If you hear a loud crash in the living room, it is highly probable that your Christmas tree is probably lying on its side. (We once had this happen to us on Christmas morning while I was sitting at its base playing “Santa“).
7 – If your toilet is ever going to break or your sink plug up, it will be when everyone is at your house celebrating.
Has anything like this ever happened to you? Can you relate to any of these situations? If so, post a comment and let me know!
